Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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