im gay
i know
yea but for you.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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