Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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