I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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