hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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