Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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