look no pants
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
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I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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