As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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