dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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