tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Sober January is a disaster.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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