Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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