i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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