Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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