I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
