that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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