guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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