who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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