On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
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