where am i from again
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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