She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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