Nicole vs. Life
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
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