just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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