All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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