Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
she smelled like a LAN party
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
They are going to name an STD after you.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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