Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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