he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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