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So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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