I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
