He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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