butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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