so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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