bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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