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why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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