Nicole vs. Life
I need to stop coming to work sober
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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