how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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