Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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