He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Randomize