kristin has been a bad kristin
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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