Non-Jews are for practice
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
You're like the curious george of whores
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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