sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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