can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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