She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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