meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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