Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
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