Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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