Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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