gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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