you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Randomize
