everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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