Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
There r osticjed everywhere
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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