You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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