Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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