i don't like sucking hair
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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