and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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